I am a piece of the media machine, a megabyte flyin through the air
Surfin the planet on my big screen PC, I rule the world from my easy chair
I am a virus on the internet, about to pop up on your monitor screen
Your firewalls can't keep me out; look in your windows and there I am
I rode my trojan horse right in like a bad dream.
Your hard drive's crashin theirs no time to re-boot; you're out of memory
Your surge protector couldn't stop my overload
You'd better upgrade if you're dealin with me
I am a virus on the internet, about to pop up on your monitor screen
Your firewalls can't keep me out; look in your windows and there I am
My program won't go away, like a bad dream
Woke up this morning, couldn't remember where I'd been,
but I knew somethin, strange was a hap'nin'
Looked at my right hand, something was under my skin
my money was all gone; new order of the U.N.
My friends had warned me, now they were all gone and I knew
trouble was comin...sweet Lord, how, did I, miss you:
but then I woke up and it was all a bad dream
maybe I'd eaten too much pizza last night
I logged back on my virtual reality
and now I'm back surfin' through the night
I am a virus on the internet, about to pop up on your monitor screen
Your firewalls can't keep me out; look in your windows and there I am
My program won't go away, like a bad dream
E-mail Matt Pittaway